Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Time Traveling

Maybe you've been wondering where I've been. I haven't posted in a while. Did I get swallowed up by a black hole? Did I fall off the face of the earth? Nope. Just time traveling. See I've been to the future. I didn't even realize that was what happened. But it's obvious that it's tomorrow for me. Look at the newspaper's date.

I couldn't believe it myself at first. It started out as an ordinary day. Breakfast, shower, etc. Went out to check the garden. Wandered over to the mailbox and grabbed today's paper. Wednesday, June 25... Wednesday, June 25??? How could this be? I got a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach. "Today is Tuesday," I told myself. "It has to be because yesterday was Monday. Yes it was." But how could I dispute, there it was in black and white! Everyone knows newspapers don't lie, right?

My evidence! I'm a time traveler!

1 comment:

John said...

That is crazy. I wonder if the paper will mention it the next day.